It’s the G-I-G-A H to the E-R-T-Z Flow fanatically and I make it look easy, Breezy, check me on the cover girl Rhymes so sublime that you think I’m from another world And you’re damn right cause I’m from another universe Blinded by the light baby welcome to the Gigaverse Fool get it right the names MC Gigahertz And my flow’s tight every single time I spit a verse But I’m not afraid to get loosy goosy When the people hear this they will choose me Cause I got what the rest of y’all lack you see And what’s that? Originality plus my personality Puts me over the top and I think you’ll agree That I can’t be stopped I’m on a rapping spree What’s happening to me it’s like I passed up a degree And now I’m rapping for free, but it’s time to blow up And so I show up with ridiculous rhymes My meticulous mind makes serendipitous finds So I sit and unwind and leave life behind Escaping the world by creating my own When I’m in my prime time rhyme zone! Welcome to the Gigaverse, my home In my miracle spherical lyrical dome And I’m one cool cat Look into my mind that’s where it’s at From the P to the H to the A-T, phat Knew it was true from the point I spat And you just can’t fade this In the Gigaverse I’m the one who made this Interplanetary warfare is the norm Competing ideas crash and transform Mental black holes try to get in the way But the darkest corners ain’t about to wreck my day I play with stuff that’s dangerous, hot right? Made ya blush the way I rush the spotlight Haters fuss and try to say it’s not tight Show ‘em to the Gigaverse they saw light But I can turn it off if I want Turn in back on now it’s time to flaunt Lyrically paint pictures of the unseen Like livin’ a dream if ya know what I mean Galaxies and galaxies of untapped brainwaves Ready to create something great so make way Wait for it, wait for it, here it comes there it goes Where it stops no one knows, not even he who flows In my private Gigaverse when I’m up rockin’ shows Appreciate the wondrous beauty of it when it glows And glows and glows and glows with ill prose Got flows and flows and flows but who knows Maybe I’ll run out and squeeze all the fun out But right now the sun’s out, and I’m ready to go And I won’t stop my hip hop is happenin’ Energized by sunspots to write raps again On tap again drink it up, WHAT The way I flip it back again make you go nuts Can’t phase the master in his own domain I flush you faster, send you down the drain Unless you like this, then I’m glad you came But either way this all has been a game Thanks for playing hope you had fun Time is ticking look’s like were done But I gotta cap off the ill verse with 4 last words first Welcome to the Gigaverse

Gonna have a lotta fun today Lose yourself, lose your way Lose your inhibitions it’s OK Time to come out and play Get lost in the music we’re blastin’ D-Form is the man in the mask and I’m the man from above with the super-duper Sick rhymes leaving you in a stupor And that’s the way we like to work our magic In the fun house, step into the fun house Run round, play house, cat/mouse, what you gonna do now? Chorus: Smoke, mirrors and mazes It’s all fun and games In the fun house Step into the fun house So fun and amazing You won’t be the same In the fun house Step into the fun house Get a little bit crazy and lazy It’s all so hazy Whether or not you pay me You may be trapped in here daily Good thing I know what’s best for you So here is what I’m gonna do Hit ya with a flash of shiny strobes to your dome How the fun house becomes your home Sit back and stay awhile No need to leave, cause we’re all smiles! Yeah we got everything you’ll ever need And we already sailed the seven seas And found the key to joy so true We do the work so you don’t have to! And you’ll never have to think again Step into the fun house, have another drink again! Chorus

We’re the digital pranksters And this is just a game to us You all look the same to us Don’t even have a name to us We be all up on your internets And we taking what we can get We do it for the lulz We do it for the girls OK, that was a lie We do it and we don’t know why Mostly cause we got nothing better to do Yeah, and we do it much better than you How? By not givin’ a damn Seems you’re just not getting’ it man Cause you stick to a plan while we change with the times Digital prankster, speaking in rhymes DP, digital pranksters We the digital pranksters DP, digital pranksters We the digital pranksters DP, digital pranksters We the digital pranksters D-Form and the GHZ DP, digital pranksters! DP from now to infinity So if you really wanna get with me You need to understand That I’m a man who lacks a plan But I’ve been known to scheme And I’ll follow my dreams But when it really comes down to it What I do next is anybody’s guess But nevertheless I’m blessed Creatively, I’m the best, yes Got the tools and know how to use them Never abuse them, never to lose them Absurdcore redefined Tomfoolery intertwined in your mind My skullduggery got you mean muggin’ me But I’m so DP that you ain’t touchin’ me Digital pranksters in the house Digital pranksters click a mouse Digital pranksters on the net Digital pranksters as good as it gets Digital pranksters in your face Digital pranksters rockin the place Digital pranksters we goofin’ off havin fun Livin’ the life of a DP DIGITAL PRANKSTER

Listen up if you’re new to this If not you already knew this Yes MC Gigahertz is so fly Ain’t got the fortune or the fame But soon you’re gonna know the name Cause MC Gigahertz is so fly So fly that’s why I do my own thing No tattoos no piercings no hair dye no bling I see no need to come out and be flashy Unless I’m on the stage, in which case no one can surpass me My flow’s nasty and bad like the power glove Opposite day, so you better not show no love Or maybe I’m just bringing back the slang from the 80’s To score an ill def fresh posse of ladies Don’t get mad just because I’m so rad With mad longevity I ain’t no fad And you are, so too bad, but wait you knew that Clinging to false hope you just continue to do that But that’s OK, cause this is my day Here to stay, gonna do it my way Outta the way when you hear me say Flyest emcee, up up and away! Flyer and flyer, no matter my attire With lyrics I’m wired, creatively on fire Desire and passion, rapping satisfaction It’s for the love, not a way to try and get some action Not that I would be opposed to that In fact I’ve been known to take off my clothes and rap Baby maybe I could get your little toes to tap And then… well, possibilities endless Start it of adding me on to your friends list But don’t get defensive if that’s where it ends, kid I’m on my way to make it in this game of rap But it just ain’t gonna happen if our hips’ attached So you can watch me shine from a distance And laugh at all the haters every time they try to diss this No foolin’ it’s the G-H-Z And I be so free to be me don’t ya see If it ain’t clear yet, just know I’m the flyest Unless you’re in denial there’s no way you can deny this Call me your highness and bow down to D-Form While we sell sea shells down by seashore He brings the hot beats I bring the rhymes In time you’ll find that we take over your mind Sign (sine) and co-sign (cosine) right down on the line On a lyrical tangent but we’re gonna be fine Trust me, this song is good for you You need more excitement in your life it’s true So let loose and bust a move like Young MC Try to keep up and just follow my lead And rock to the beat that D-Form drops Step up, get down, spin ‘round don’t stop Keep your eyes peeled, cause when I reach the top My flyness will result in a cash crop, BIATCH!!

I woke up today thinking of my destiny And wishing once again that you were next to me Cause when I see your smile it’s like ecstasy And sometimes I let my feelings get the best of me But let’s see, seems this has happened before Totally irrational and back for more But rational or not, if you knocked at my door Well… let’s just say I’d like to settle the score But it seems I have a way of leaving things unresolved Sometimes I wonder why I even bother at all Cause I won’t make the call without perfection impossible That’s why a change in situation’s highly improbable It all seems unstoppable, but usually it passes With a change in scenery though sometimes slow as molasses So I sit here and think about how greener the grass is With you, you hear that? The sound of me alone is what that is

Hook me up with some delicious food Cause I’m in the mood for something really tasty Like some fudge or some brownies or a scone Or a cold stone ice cream cone or some cookies or a dope ass pastry Gotta make my tastebuds go wow Like a vanilla cream donut from Pao’s Just gotta get a fix somehow Cause I’m really really hungry right now But I’m lazy so I’ll have to settle for some tortilla chips And it just happens that I ain’t got me no dip But wait, I got some cheese, I can make some nachos! Get out the grater and get the oven hot yo! Sure originally I wanted something sweet But at least I’m cooking something pretty tasty to eat Go to my room write the story to a beat Then retreat to the kitchen. It’s time to eat!